return my video game
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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