This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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