I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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