...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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