ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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