Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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