If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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