Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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