The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better