Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.