i permit you to call me
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do