yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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