It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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