so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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