WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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