to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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