if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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