yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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