tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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