I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My penis needs a shock collar
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
wow bdsm is so cute
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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