Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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