All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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