am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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