Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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