No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I stole a fireplace last night.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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