My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
It's rum buckets o'clock
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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