I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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