you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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