party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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