So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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