Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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