it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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