at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I have already put on my inside pants.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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