So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I love you. Go after that dick
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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