There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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