I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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