Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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