I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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Enjoy the penises
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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