Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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