Quick, to the slutcave!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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