dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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