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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
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Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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