How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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