did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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