Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
