i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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