just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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