i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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