Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We don't watch enough power rangers
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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