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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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