on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Boobs speak an international language.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I FOUND THE LEGS
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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