bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I love you.
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