Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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