Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
