I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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