That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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