I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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