we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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